Janet has been to see her Doctor and as per her last couple of visits, he continued to tap away at his computer,  not looking at her and not showing any inclination to leave the security  provided by his desk. Janet did wonder if perhaps at some point he would take on a Little Britain persona and say ” [...]

Janet knew there was someone else when John started leaving the house every day, when questioned about where he was going , his response was always the same, he was just popping out. John suspected there was someone else when he heard Janet making a droning noise which he could by some stretch of the [...]

Janet and John are ready and waiting for the fat man in the red suit to arrive, normally on Christmas eve Janet would be in full flight muttering ”bah humbug” to anyone willing to listen. Janet thinks Christmas has become rather obscene but John quite enjoys the whole drinking and eating experience and tries to ignore the [...]