Janet and John Don’t want to sleep with other people any more

Janet and John have slept with hundreds of people, well not actually in the same bed but the Hotel has been a huge success. There have not been many nights when they haven’t had someone in the bedroom next to them, below and above them. Janet has become tired of listening to the gentle rocking or not so gentle rocking of the mattresses depending on who was booked in. The single elderly man who was a judge in the local beauty contest was given a room at the back of the Hotel. It was the attractive young girl who accompanied him that made Janet think that there may be some rocking and rolling going on that night. She didn’t want to be a grumpy old woman, but she didn’t want to share the moment. The young man who wanted information on the local nightclubs was also banished to a room at the back.The honeymooners, the married businessmen who conveniently forgot they were married and the couple in their seventies who used the Hotel as their address before getting married, Janet and John had slept with them all. Not surprisingly the late nights,  early mornings, hard work and rocking mattresses were beginning to take their toll, Janet and John wanted a rest, they didn’t want to cook any more bacon and eggs, they didn’t want to serve any more drinks, they didn’t want to be nice anymore and more importantly they wanted to sleep by themselves.

One Response to “Janet and John Don’t want to sleep with other people any more”

  1. Random Fashion Coolness Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    You’ve excelled yourself with this one Janet! Mike wouldn’t approve, which is why it’s brilliant! x

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